2012 Election Debate: Douche Or Turd?

Every four years, something amazing happens in America.  We, as a people are given the right to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich.  Make your decision wisely America. 

The first Presidential debate was last night and both sides seem think they won.  Romney delivered a much more aggressive performance, but many people are questioning his facts.  Obama seemed a bit flat, but kept his composure and likability.  Regardless who you vote for, let's be real, we're all screwed.  Also, regarding the Ron Paul photo at the end, yeah go ahead and vote for him.  You'll really show the dominate political parties that run the country.