I don't consider myself a 'Basic Bitch' (I am just a regular bitch), but I do like a pumpkin spice coffee, or a pumpkin spice cocktail. That is where my love of all things pumpkin spice ends. That is obviously not the case for everyone. Pumpkin spice products divide people just like politics - right down the middle.

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If you love pumpkin spice, than I am guessing you are already burning your pumpkin spice scented candles for the season, drinking your pumpkin spice flavored latte, and posting 'bring on the season of all things pumpkin spice' memes on your social media.

If you are not a fan, you too may be posting pumpkin spice memes on your social media, just with a much different message. There are plenty of 'I hate pumpkin spice' ones to choose from.

The good part about both sides of the pumpkin spice product coin, is some of the items you can purchase would actually make a great gift for a pumpkin spice lover, and would also make great gag gifts for the pumpkin spice hater in your life.

I have picked out five very peculiar pumpkin spice products to share with you, but trust me there are a lot more. Feel free to share some of your favorite pumpkin spice themed finds with me too. Check out my gallery list below.

Call your grandparents on their rotary telephone, and let them know they have a new favorite candy - Werther's Original Pumpkin Spice. Oh brother. This truly is a candy only a grandma could love.

Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper

Just when you thought you have seen it all. Yes, Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper is a thing you can actually buy. If you order a roll or two, keep them for yourself. After all, this would make a pretty crappy gift.

Pumpkin Spice Twinkies

I don't think this one is really a surprise to a lot of people, but that does not make it less bizarre. If I had to pair a Pumpkin Spice Twinkie with something, I guess I would pick a cup of coffee. I would definitely not pair one with a shot of alcohol, and that says a lot coming from me.

Pumpkin Spice JELL-O

Pumpkin Spice J-E-L-L-O, is a N-O for me. Is anyone making Jell-O shots out of this? If you are stop, or plan on pumpkin spice puke in your future. All kidding aside, this may be good as a pie filling. Or glue maybe?

Pumpkin Spice Pretzels

For people with no actual taste buds. Just in time for your fall diet, say hello to Pumpkin Spice Yogurt Pretzels. Take it from me, guard your plain pretzels before the yogurt and the pumpkins take them over.