I thought the first rule of "Pot Club" was to not talk about "Pot Club"?

In a recent interview with the the Hollywood Reporter magazine, Brad Pitt revealed that he was really sick of himself in the late 90's, he was smoking a lot of pot and believes he was turning into a doughnut.  Wow, he must of had some really good weed if he believed he was a turning into a doughnut. 

The Oscar nominated actor said, quote:

'I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch and just turning into a doughnut and I really got irritated with myself.'

The Daily Mail reports that Pitt also battled a bout of depression.  I have to be honest, I find it hard to believe that anyone with money could be depressed.  When you have money it would seem you have the options and resources to make or buy yourself some happiness.  So how could he be depressed when he is blessed with not only wealth, but extremely good looks too?  Man, life is just not fair sometimes!
Nonetheless, the "turning into a doughnut excuse is pretty funny", I believe it is code for "Angelina told me to quit so I did".  I believe Brad Pitt traded pot for pussy, end of story.