Davison + Grand Blanc Among Michigan Cities That Watch Most Porn

Flint didn't make the list of Michigan cities watching the most online porn, but Davison and Grand Blanc are baitin' enough for all of us.

Most of the cities on the list are suburbs of Detroit, and one of them is Detroit. Landing at #1 on the porn-crazy list was Southgate. More like "South Bate." Am I right? High-five... actually, go wash your hands. Then we'll high-five.

We're assuming lower average income, lack of affordable internet options, and the fact that there's a strip club on every other corner helped keep Flint off of the list. However, metaphorically speaking, we've got the worst seat in the house for a county-wide circle jerk... or the best seat. Depends on what kind of video you're making, I suppose.

You might be asking, "How would one even know such a thing?" Simple. The stats come from which areas logged the most Google searches for "porn" over the last 10 years. Much like we said yesterday in our article about the most viewed/searched types of porn in Michigan -- there's no need to panic. They didn't share your individual search data with us, just overall totals.

Here's how the cities ~~whacked~~ stacked up :