Energy Drinks Contain Ingredients From Bull Semen and Urine, True or False?

Do energy drinks contain ingredients from bull semen and urine? My answer to you is maybe. Some articles I read say no, some say yes. I do know Chris Monroe drinks A LOT of them, so that kind of makes me believe that they do!

Longhorn Cattle Company tested a few of the most popular energy drinks like Red Bull and Monster. According to their findings, the drinks indeed contain bull semen. However, that being said, I also came across an article that indicates this whole theory is a hoax.

So do they or don't they contain urine and semen? I DON'T KNOW! I don't even drink the damn things! I poison my body enough without drinking something resembling battery acid mixed with bull semen. But again, Chris sure likes them! So I guess my final answer is YES, they do!