Man Shoots His Penis After Robbing Hot Dog Stand

An armed robber in Chicago thought it would be a good idea to rob a hot dog stand on the south side of Chicago. I'm sure shooting himself in the penis wasn't part of his plan...but that's in fact what happened.

According to WXYZ, while he was trying to run away, he put his gun in his pants and it went off. He shot himself in the penis and in the thigh. I can't even try to comprehend that kind of pain. He ended up calling 911 to report that he'd been shot.

What a ding dong.