Man Stiffed By Escort Calls Police, Finds Out Escort Is A Man

A crotchety old man in Wisconsin called police after he claims an escort named LaDonna, shorted him 50 dollars.  The 74 year old allegedly gave LaDonna a 100 dollar bill for a for a 50 dollar massage.

Apparently LaDonna can make a man feel good, but cannot make change.  The man says he never received any money back.

Here is the shocker, when police arrived it was discovered that LaDonna is really a man.  Mr. LaDonna was warned about soliciting, but not arrested according to Oak Creek Now.

Another funny thing about this story, is the day before this incident, the old man was arrested in a church parking lot, wearing a santa hat and spitting on people.

No word if the horny elder got his 5o bucks back, so no happy ending here.