Despite what our country's gender pay gap says, women are equal to (if not better than) men in every way... except one. The dad of a MasterChef Brazil contestant proves why women will never be able to get by without us.

Now everyone may not find this as humorous as I do, but I worked in restaurants for well over a decade so this video strikes a special chord for me. I have had to open jars for just about every female I've ever shared a kitchen with. It's just one of those things that has always been -- dudes open jars. Without us, some women would never be able to enjoy pickles or jelly ever again.

I worked with a bunch of female cooks over the years and some of them were incredible, but almost every one of them scared the s--- out of me with a knife at some point. Ladies, please don't talk with your hands while using a knife... it's effing terrifying! Then you have this chick trying open a jar with a meat cleaver! She's lucky she didn't take half of her hand off. Homegirl better get dad something really nice this Christmas.

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