Michigan Man Walks Into Store, Poops in Shoe Aisle, Walks Out

Well, here’s one straight out of the weird and disgusting file.

A man recently walked casually into a Forman Mills store in Detroit, went straight to the shoe aisle, pulled his pants down, and pooped on the floor. Then he pulled his pants up and walked out like nothing happened.

We get it. You’ve got a lot of questions. Well, so do we.

James Bosquez, who works at the Forman Mills on 8 Mile and Van Dyke, told Fox 2 Detroit exactly what went down. The guy didn’t hesitate. He headed right to the shoe aisle, dropped his pants, and left a mess on the floor. No shame, no hiding it.

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James said the store’s restroom has been closed to the public since COVID. Apparently, the guy didn’t even ask to use it. The whole thing, from when he came in to when he left, lasted about four minutes.

He also said the guy looked to be in his 50s. He wasn’t alone either; there was another dude with him, probably in his mid-30s, who looked pretty clean-cut and was driving a burgundy Cadillac.

That’s pretty much all anyone knows for now. No more details on what the guy actually looked like, and the store hasn’t released any video footage or photos (aside from the blurry image from the security cameras).

The employees didn’t even bother calling the police. The store is in a rough part of Detroit, and they have called the cops before for other stuff, but no one ever showed up. So instead, they just cleaned up the mess and went about their day like nothing happened.