Alligator

There comes a time in every profession when you need to retire. The time is now for this old man. While attempting to capture a gator, this guy nearly gets ripped apart. First of all, that is too big of a gator to take on by yourself. Second, what the hell was the other guy doing just standing there.

I do not like the feeling of fish swimming near me, let alone an alligator! That being said, I still cannot believe that I actually have been in Florida lakes. I did see alligators, but was not in danger of being attacked. I cannot say the same for this little boy.

This first thing that I would do if I saw an alligator in the road is get my drunk ass out of my vehicle and try to pull it off the road...well, maybe not. This drunk tool did exactly that and ended up needing 80 stitches.

This is one of the better pranks I've seen in awhile. This guy put quite a bit of effort into making this look real. It's amazing how close he could get to people before they even noticed.

Kidnapping alligators is dangerous, but from what we’ve heard, it’s walk in the park compared to doing time within the Michigan prison system. That’s exactly what a couple of Detroit men are finding out, after they were busted by the federal government smuggling alligators and other protected species into Michigan from a protected Florida preserve.

Folks in West Virginia catch all kinds of crap for supposedly not being the sharpest tools in the shed. But after reading this story I'd say they've rightfully earned that distinction, as one West Virginia man went into a pet store and decided to steal a two-foot baby alligator by shoving it up his shirt. I can only guess he did this for one of two reasons. Either he has some kind of weird nipple-

When you sign up to do live alligator demonstrations, this is bound to happen at some point. This trainer slips during a show at a fair in Ohio while trying to show off his mad gator skills. As he loses control, the gator takes a nice big bite into the trainer's arm. Some of the kids really have no idea what has happened as you can hear some of them laughing during the attack. I would have been la