Crying

We could all use a good laugh-cry, just like this baby. Source: YouTube

Get your mind out of the gutter.

What is worse than a crying baby cry? Listening to a Koala Bear cry. Watch as this little cutie Koala gets kicked out of a tree by its so called Koala comrade. Bullying truly is universal and happens to all species.

There is no crying in porn movies! Maybe cries of passion, but tears? Porn stars take lots of STD/AIDS tests, but WoodRocket.com gave some of your favorite porn stars an acting test. I give to you the sight and sounds of porn stars fake crying. I am guessing the parents of these porn industry peeps have shed plenty of actual tears.

This is quite possibly the worst situation to ever be in. This poor guy is stuck on a small airplane with a screaming baby sitting real close to him. Not a crying baby, a screaming baby. I would lose it!

The world is a tough place. And apparently, nobody knows it better than this kid. He thought he had won an art contest, but had it ripped from his hands when suspected gang signs were found in the drawing. Watch his emotional, hilarious response here.

I really don't have one irrational phobia, more just a general fear of dying.  But I get why some people are afraid of snakes, or heights, or spiders, or anything that can kill you.  I do not understand why someone would be afraid of puppies though.  Unless of course you were worried about cute poisoning, which I'm pretty sure isn't real.

Nut shot or not, no grown man should cry like this.

Personally, I have no idea how to shut a baby up.  That's why my girlfriend takes Plan B pills like they are Flintstone Vitamins.  But apparently, some babies are only calmed by metal.