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Seriously, there something just inherently wrong about the way this guys makes these hot dogs disappear.

As someone who used to be an instructor of Marines, I can tell you that there are literally thousands of reasons why guys join the military. However, in all my years as an instructor, never once was I given a reason quite like this.

So, according to a new series from PBS called Inventors, Bob Butt, (Yeah I know, insert butt, ass, or any anal related joke here) invented the Long Island Iced-T while working for a bar in the Hamptons back in the 70's.

Had I not served 8 years in the Marine Corps infantry I would probably be like WTF too. However, I can tell you doing crazy stuff like this, its just, well, in our blood.

If you've ever accompanied your Grandma to a bingo game as a child one of the first lessons you learned is don’t disrupt grandma, her concentration, or the game. Apparently this rule doesn't apply to Avon sale folk. Or does it?

Man who’s obviously decided to embrace the dark side bumps off 3 convenience stores in the San Diego area in a matter of hours. I don’t think it’ll be too long though before the Jedi (Police) catch up to him.

For those who were hoping to settle in and catch a fun night of college hoops between Notre Dame and Pitt, well, you got that, but you also were the recipients of a weird exchange between  Bill Raftery and Jay Bilas.

Burger King’s Twitter page was hacked Monday morning changing the companies BK logo to the golden logo of their arch-nemesis which included a pic of their latest product as well.

Honestly, who needs to make meth in a port-a-potty to get a buzz? The fumes from the dirty blue water alone are enough to gag a maggot. Seriously, even the four yokels in Burton were smart enough to use a house. Oh, wait, I forgot, we are talking about Oklahoma here.

While the idea for this story sounds like it was stolen from a campy, low budget, b-movie from the 80’s this seriously happened.  Sometimes you just can’t make this stuff up. Especially if you live in Georgia (or Florida.)

Not sure if this will catch on or not…I mean....air…in a can…that’s like selling bottled wat…..ter. Ummm. Never mind. Either way. somebody should get Mel Brooks on the phone.

No, a zombie apocalypse hasn't happened just yet. However, if and when one does, it’s nice to know the people of Montana will be prepared.