Ypsilanti

Mmmmmm beer.

This just in.

It's said that bodily fluids were leaking on the floor of the facility.

A woman in Ypsilanti took to brave measures to try and stop shoplifters at a local Lowe's Home Improvement store.

Former NFL player Brian Price found himself in a bit of trouble back in April. After taking a lot of hits in his career, he was diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy. Authorities believe, CTE is the reason for this incident.

If this isn't the dumbest thing ever, I don't know what is. A Ypsilante man called a cab for a ride and the driver noticed something was wrong. The man had a large heavy item under a sheet. The driver called her boss who came out to the address to see what was wrong. Then things get interesting.

A 41-year-old man is recovering after an alarm went off at a middle school in Ypsilanti Township, Michigan. The police officers responding to the alarm found a man outside of the school screaming in pain because he had ripped off his own junk after taking some shrooms.

The smell of weed has become more and more common in Michigan, ever since the state passed laws allowing the use of medical marijuana. A house in Ypsilanti Township reeks like the chron so bad that local officials have gotten involved trying to snuff out the stank.