If you enjoy dinner and a movie, better yet dinner and a porno - get your ass to KFC! Patrons at a KFC in Oklahoma almost choked on their chicken when a pornographic movie began playing on the restaurant television.

The adult movie starred Colonel Sanders and some hot ass hens. Not really. Gerald Whalen was in the restaurant with his family when the movie aired. Whalen did not obviously want this kids to see it, but it did give him a good laugh. Screw chicken and wafflles, we want porn and chicken too! I am trying to think of a new slogan for KFC, I just can't think of a word that rhymes with "cluck". Hmmmm?