Three Men and an Alligator. Local Guys Steal Alligator and Take it to a Mud Bog!

If there was a show called "Idiots" these clowns would be on it.

Three men are accused of stealing a stuffed alligator and taking it to a mud bog of all places.

Just to be clear, this was a real stuffed alligator NOT a stuffed animal.

The Livingston Daily is reporting that Linden residents Douglas Earl Ward (55), Roy Allen Griffith (60) and Earl Sanborn (53) of Harrison broke into a Hartland Township home and took the gator.

Did you see the ages of these guys? WTF?

The three men were very drunk.  Ward's BAL was 0.40, Griffith's 0.42 and Harrison was at 0.29.  Damn!

After stealing the alligator the men strapped it to the top of a truck and took it to a mud bog.

The alligators owner followed the tire tracks to the field were the men were eventually arrested.

You know your a red neck when.....?   When you steal a stuffed alligator and take it to a mud bog!