Weatherman Showcases Dirty Weather Maps

It's amazing how many things look like a penis.  Hot dogs, guitars and weather patterns all have a distinct wiener like shape to them.  Wait, weather patterns look like wieners?  Yep.

Honestly, most weather people are stiffs with no sense of humor and a job that can be done by pretty much anyone with a computer.  But this dude is the man.  And am I the only person getting a halfie from those weather boobs?