Woman Dies After Hot Beef Injection

How do you put that in an obituary?  Actually the hot beef injection did not kill the woman but she did die shortly after.  This is no joke a 63 year old woman was literally injecting hot beef grease into her face.  Talk about hillbilly botox!

The strange part of this story (other than the fact that someone was injecting grease into their face) according to ABC News is that the beef grease injections are not what killed 63 year old Illinois resident Janet Hardt.  She actually died while trying to shove a rabbit up her ass for good luck.  Just kidding!  Cause of death was peritonitis, an inflammation of the abdomen’s inner wall.

WTF?  This was not the first time the woman had injected the fatty grease into her face either.  It is reported that she had undergone other plastic surgeries too.  Sounds like she needed a brain transplant more than anything!