Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts Ever

A lot of people say that it's the thought that counts when it comes to presents, but I am not one of those people.  Presents are supposed to be awesome, and I think you suck if you give crappy presents.  Check out some of the worst Valentine's Day presents ever.

I've already posted about how easy it is to give your girl a kick ass Valentine's Day on the cheap, but apparently some people didn't read it.  There is an article on inventorspot.com showcasing the worst of the worst.  Highlights include

• Lingerie with built in GPS
• The Erectile Quality Monitor
• A ring made out of your own bone

Honestly, my girlfriend is pissed at me enough.  If I tried to give her any of this crap, she'd be on me like Mary Todd Lincoln.  Read my article on how to do things right, and you'll be in your woman's mouth in no time.