Wow, apparently Chris Monroe hails from the bird family.
According to “Spiegal Online”, an owl in Germany was taken into custody after it was found drunk on the side of the road. A woman called authorities when she noticed the bird. Apparently the owl was slurring and had droopy eye lids (hence the Chris Monroe comment).
Police found two empty bottles of Shnapps nearby. I am not kidding.
The bird was released after sobering up. When I told Chrissy Monroe that a member of his family was found drunk on the side of the road he replied:
Proof that the owl is his blood relative.
I don’t make the news people, I just report it.