Florida

If she didn't swallow during the relationship, she sure had to at the end of it. Florida resident and super douche, Faron Thompson was charged with battery after literally forcing his fiance to swallow her engagement ring when she attempted to leave him.

This is beyond gross. Florida freak, Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused of returning used enemas to pharmacies, which were then resold to the public. Robinson is now in deep crap, pun intended.

I think we all have enjoyed a delicious sandwich at one time or another. If a sandwich is so great, I might recommend it to a friend, not a 911 operator. Florida resident Christine Lee Brown enjoyed a bologna sandwich so much that she was served while in jail, she allegedly called 911 to thank the sheriff.

Surprise, surprise, it's another white trash story coming out of Florida.  This one features a man who was awoken by the sound of his girlfriend using her vibrator, and proceeded to kick her out of the house, foot vs face style.

This is freaky!  An Orlando DJ was attacked by a man while she was broadcasting live. A listener heard what was happening and called police.

This is heartbreaking.  A two year old boy in Florida, accidentally shot and killed his mother, Julia Bennett, last Wednesday. The father of the boy allegedly left the gun out in the boys reach and could be facing charges.

You may now see signs that read, "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Peeing"! An unidentified man allegedly walked into a Florida Walgreens and peed all over a display of cough drops.

This is the second time this week I came across a story of some pervert taking their pants off in front of a school bus.  Both incidents happened in Florida.  WTF is wrong with people?

A Florida man flashed a school bus for kicks on his 64th birthday.  Gross, gross and more gross!

Kicking ass for Jesus!  A Florida woman was arrested after a Bible study turned brutal!

Enter attention seeking, overly protective parent!  Another teacher fired for what should have only required an apology (if that).  I am a parent as well and I don't worry about such things because my kid knows better.  Instead of being mad at the teacher for proving a point...how about you tell your little brat to shut the hell up during class!

A Florida homeowners association (HOA) is actually trying to shut down a neighborhood lemonade stand  because the children do not have a business license.  Ridiculous!