Man Arrested For Screwing Blow Up Swim Raft

Apparently blow up dolls are out and swim rafts are the new "it" girl!  A man was recently arrested for public indecency when his neighbor witnessed him having sex with a pink swim raft.  Where did he put his penis?  In the blow up part?  Did he put it in with tweezers?

Edwin Charles Tobergta (32) was arrested at his home this past Sunday for the lewd act.  FOX 19 reports that when the neighbor yelled at Tobergta, he stopped, pulled up his pants and threw the raft over a fence.   Just like a man, love it and leave it!

Tobergta told authorities he has a problem and that is why he was screwing the raft.  He asked to not be taken to jail.  Where did he want to go?  A pool store?