Homemade Russian Bungee Jump

In Mother Russia, they are so drunk on vodka and communism that people make their own bungee cords and throw each other off of roofs.  I'm not joking.

Look at how careless this chick is.  Also, can you believe a chick is doing this?  Her ovaries must be huge.  I'm not really scared of heights, but there is no way in hell that Ivan Drago and Joseph Stalin are throwing me off of a roof.