The title says it all in this case. You've got to be pretty bold to jump out of your vehicle in broad daylight, drop trou, bend over and have somebody blow chunks of poo off of you with a power washer. Honestly, we'd rather sit in our own waste until we got home than suffer that kind of public humiliation. Isn't pooping your pants as an adult embarrassing enough?

Oddly enough, the gentleman accompanying the pant-pooper seems to stay pretty calm. Having to clean your partner's poo is a deal breaker in our book.