Sausage Festival Headline Paired With Unfortunate Photo in Lansing Newspaper

Our favorite part real newspeople is how often they unknowingly use suggestive headlines. The latest of those comes from Lansing's The State News, where a headline about a "Sausage Festival" was above a picture of a guy chowing down on a gigantic... well, just click through and see.

Come on, State News. Not only did you run a "Sausage Fest" headline, but you also have a picture of a guy cramming something incredibly phallic into his mouth? That's almost as bad as the Flint Journal's recent "Death Toll Climbs / Free Trip To Flint" double whammy and ABC-12's now infamous boneriffic traffic report. By the way, this is not a picture of Chris Monroe, but we can confirm that he was in attendance.