Valentines Day

My contribution to the Valentine's Day post from the Banana 101.5 crew shows why some people stay single.

How lucky are the people in Oconee County? I will tell you how lucky they are, their sheriff actually cancelled Valentine's Day. That's right, called off, not happening, suck it cupid! With good news, there is usually bad news to follow. V-Day has been rescheduled to February 18th. Ugh.

This may come as a shock to some, but I am not super girly. I don't wear pink, I don't love shopping, I don't say 'emagawd' and I do not want a big ass bear for Valentine's Day. Do you? If so Vermont Teddy Bear has you covered.

Well things are looking up for viewers of KREM in Spokane, Washington. Apparently the forecast for Valentine's Day week is 'Slow & Slutty'. Beats the hell out of dry and frigid!

I bet all your girlfriend wanted was flowers or candy for Valentines Day. Not this girl. Stephanie Pelzner told police she wanted to be stripped naked and bound for a Valentines Day Sex game with her boyfriend. Pelzner told police that AFTER they found her in the back of a Subaru and removed the tape from her mouth.

This is by far the best prank caught on camera ever!!!!  The fact that she is hot and screaming in another language make it better!

Apparently VD day is one busy day for private detectives. Interesting.

After watching these, I'm trying to come up with my own prank to unleash on my wife tonight. Any ideas? send in your pranks and we'll post them right here on the Banana website. send to: tony@banana1015.com

Maybe it is just because I'm cynical around days like this because I have to spend way too much money.  Regardless, it's still stupid.  If you are the same as me...you will enjoy this video!

A lot of people say that it's the thought that counts when it comes to presents, but I am not one of those people.  Presents are supposed to be awesome, and I think you suck if you give crappy presents.  Check out some of the worst Valentine's Day presents ever.

I really don't understand why so many people hate on Valentines Day.  Go ahead and say it's a Hallmark Holiday, but it's not going anywhere, and every woman expects something every February 14th, even if you agreed you weren't going to do anything special.  If you don't do anything special, she might not be mad, but she'll be disappointed.  If you wanna look like the man, with minimal time, money,