These Bro Dudes Made a Real Life Metal Gear to Fight Japan’s Robot [VIDEO]

As a life-long nerd and avid fan of the 'Metal Gear Solid' video games, I almost crapped my pants when I saw what these god damn patriots have built in hopes of fighting Japan's weak ass robots.

These guys built a gigantic, rusty battle robot that desperately needs some upgrades if they're going to do battle with Japan's technology. I love the old school look of the Mk II currently, but their sketch for the final project is by far the most 'Merican thing I've ever seen. A robot wrapped in stars and strips with a chainsaw arm and flamethrowers? Excuse me for a moment, I got something in my eye...

While I clear up this eye condition, which is allergies and totally not man tears -- click here to throw these real American heroes a couple bucks to help them make their (and our) dreams a reality.