Uranus, MO Introduces Newspaper Called The “Uranus Examiner”
Sometimes the world just throws you a nice easy softball to knock out of the park. Here is an example.
For some reason, people have decided to live and spend their lives in Uranus, Missouri and I don't know why. There is no way possible in life to live in that city and then regret it for the rest of your live. Anywhere you go, there is bound to be some numb nutted individual that wouldn't be able to turn down any jokes when you tell them where you are from. However, if it is your home, it is your home. There isn't much you can do about it, expect for one thing, move.
To make matters worse, someone in the city decided that the area needed a new newspaper to keep the residents informed. Sadly, no one decided to stop that person from using the name "Uranus Examiner." How did they not see the red flag with that name?