Woman Arrested For Squirting Police With Breast Milk

Being a cop has to suck.  Not only do they put their lives on the line on a daily basis, but sometimes white trash moms squirt them with breast milk.  Wait, what?

White trash just keeps getting trashier, as evidenced by an Ohio woman over the weekend.  Police in Delaware County were called to a wedding reception after receiving reports of 2 attendees having a dispute in the parking lot.  Turns out Stephanie Robinette, 30, was severely intoxicated and hitting her husband.  After yelling profanities and refusing to exit her vehicle under order of police, officers attempted to remove Robinette.  Arresting officer, Sheriff Walter Davis III explains what happened next,

""When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle she advised the deputies that she was a breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk..."

I told you, white trash is just getting trashier.  Robinette was arrested, charged, and waiting her day in court.

Source: Stuff.co.nz