Woman Tries ‘Dirty Dancing’ Move at Bar, Eats Floor. Hard. [VIDEO]

In this "Expectation Vs. Reality" meme come to life, a woman learns that you can't pull a "Dirty Dancing" without the Swayz-dog.

I think it's safe to assume she did not have the time of her life. This just goes to show you that you should never count on a man to attempt anything the late, great Patrick Swayze pulled off in a movie. That list includes (but it is not limited) to: throat-rips, pottery, a sexy mullet, and, of course -- the 'Dirty Dancing' move. Those were things that could be accomplished by the Swayz-dog, the whole Swayz-dog, and no one but the Swayz-dog. R.I.P.