I've recently decided that I hate drunk chicks.  They are more headache than they are worth, and the video inside is evidence to my argument.

How does Chris Monroe deal with type of stuff, every night?  Honestly, for every 2 hot drunk chicks making out, there are 10 drunk chicks puking, falling down, crying and lighting their cigarette backwards.  Plus a sober chick will be my DD and won't be too hungover to make breakfast in the morning.