Two Men Accused Of Sexually Abusing Cows [VIDEO]

Apparently cow tipping is out and cow sexing is in - with these two creepers anyway. Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31, are accused of sexually abusing cows in New York. I am guessing 'reverse cowgirl' is a MOO-ve these idiots know quite well.

How would this even come up in conversation between two guys?
I asked Tony LaBrie that very question, and he told me to ask Chris Monroe. I tried to ask Chris, but I was told he went out for milk. Ugh.