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Mom of the year right here.

James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence...

Groom appears to be so drunk, that he can't use his hands.

Oh man, I think I got the wrong house.

'Why couldn’t you just put the Bunny back in the box?'

I don't believe that Uber drivers get enough credit for driving drunks around.

It does not have to be a holiday for a drinking FAIL to occur, it just seems to be more fun. Especially on St. Patrick's Day. The people FAILING are usually decked out in some form of costume - even if it's just a green t-shirt. Check out these quick FAILS and here's to you making the footage for 2017 FAILS.

Alcohol is not this guys friend. After boarding a flight, this hammered dude was told to take his seat and buckle up. After arguing with the flight attendant, the pilot decided to get involved. Finally the guy had enough and tried to push his way through and the pilot took him to the ground.

This just goes to show stupid people will never stop doing stupid things. This drunk man decided that he wanted to get a handshake from the lions in this exhibit. So, he jumped the wall and waded through the water towards the lions. Thankfully all the other people were yelling and throwing things and the lion was scared away.

Ya know growing up, I always wondered if a couple of my teachers had been spiking their coffee from time to time.

The award for angry old dude of the week goes to this guy. Apparently, he was tired of hearing the safety beeps coming from the boom lift and tried to do something about it. He started yelling at the painter and almost clipped the hydraulic lines with hedge clippers. Eventually he went at the painter and ended up getting knocked out.