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The Butt Stops Here: University of Tennessee Student Denies ‘Butt Chugging’ Allegations [FBHW]
The guys got a big kick out of this latest update in the Butt Chugging saga coming out of the University of Tennessee.
One of the UT students and frat boys that's deeply mired in the recent controversy over the alcohol enemas, spoke out on campus with his lawyer, delivering a press conference to the media...
The Guys Weigh In on the Warren Sapp-Brandon Marshall Beef [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane stayed on topic today with more NFL talk, this time involving the whizzing contest between Broncos wideout Brandon Marshall and former player Warren Sapp.
Sapp, who's never been a stranger to controversy, recently called out Marshall on FBHW friend Dan Patrick's show, even going so far as to refer to him as a "retard" over what he perceived to be a lack of r
WATCH: The Guys Are Impressed With Paula Deen’s Blooper Reel [FBHW]
Paula Deen is back in the headlines these days, but this time it doesn't have anything to do with that diabetes drug that she's been recently criticized for peddling to her fans.
This time around, Deen has been making headlines for a raunchy video of her swearing it up behind the scenes of her various cooking shows...
The Top 15 Toys for the Upcoming Holiday Season: The New Wii, One Direction Dolls and … Furby Again?
We know, we know—it's only September. When it comes to toys, though, it's never too early to start thinking about the holiday season, especially for retailers. It is big business. Huge business. The buying frenzy of the holidays can comprise 40 percent of the total annual profit for a toy store. With this in mind, Toys R Us has released their 2012 Holiday Hot Toy List to get a head start on the ho
Free Beer and Hot Wings Ridicule DMX’s First Encounter With Google [FBHW]
No, look at all these things, all this stuff, look. LOOK.
Ahh, DMX. We remember the days when his raspy bark was all over MTV. Whatever happened to the guy? Well, he's back apparently. And confused. The guys did not know what to make of a video of the Dog Man acting completely baffled when it comes to the basic use of a computer...
Dumber Than Zane Trivia – September 20 [FBHW]
In this week's edition of Dumber Than Zane Trivia, the guys welcomed a lady to the show. A lady named Lindsay. And she proved to be one of the best contestants yet!
With the grand total at $5,200 in prize money and Zane in the middle of a big winning streak, Lindsay had to be a bundle of nerves, right...
WATCH: The Guys Make Fun of Idiot Trying Burnout on Crotch Rocket [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane watched a video clip of a guy trying and failing to execute a burnout. File this one under Grand Theft No No! Right? Ugh ... we apologize for that terrible pun, but it's no-where near as awful as what the guy in this video is trying to accomplish with his motorcycle...
The Guys Make Fun of Little Girl Who Got Tongue Stuck in Water Bottle [FBHW]
New listeners to The Free Beer and Hot Wings show would probably think that an eight-year old girl would be exempt from ridicule. Well, that's because they're new listeners.
Shantay Small, as it turns out, was not exempt from ridicule at all...
NSFW: Randy Couple Gets Busy in Bathroom at Yankee Stadium [FBHW]
Thanks to a Deadspin tipster, Free Beer and the guys got to laugh it up this morning over a home run of a story from a recent Yankees game.
According to the tipster, two people at the game apparently had a little more on their minds than baseball, as they were caught sharing an intimate moment in private...
The Guys Make Fun of Tom Coughlin For Post-Game Confrontation [FBHW]
The guys used the Free Beer and Hot Wings report today to discuss the Giants-Buccaneers game and the fireworks that the coaches set off after the controversial last play.
With the game winding down, Eli Manning and the Giants were ready to take a knee to run out the clock, completing their dramatic 4th quarter comeback...
The Free Beer and Hot Wings Music Friday Roundup – September 14 [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane plowed through another Music Friday on the show today and it proved to be as entertaining as ever, with plenty of argument to be had, including one of Producer Joe's patented underground picks.
Hot Wings got made fun of for his old timey selections, while Zane's taste in music came under serious fire...
WATCH: Yellowstone Bison Charges at Stupid Tourists [FBHW]
The guys watched a video this morning of a bison at Yellowstone National Park showing tourists what it thinks of them getting up in its business.
In the clip, one of the adults can be heard encouraging children to approach the large ungulate and try to pet it...