Crime

Let the hillbilly jokes begin!  A Kentucky man was living in his trunk for 2 days in the parking lot of an Office Depot. Authorities are not sure why he decided to live in the trunk, but he appeared to be drunk when approached by police.  Shocking!

This sounds like an escape that only Houdini could pull off! A handcuffed teen attempted to escape police by jumping into a river wearing handcuffs. Obviously this clown did not get far.

This is the second story I have written about someone hiding inside a porta potty. The first guy was just a perv.  This time the guy is just a complete dumb ass.

Is there such a thing as an honest thief?  This clown may be the first. A Utah man is in trouble after he told a 7 Eleven employee he was going to steal beer, grabbed the beer and then told the clerk where to send police to get him. WTF?  I think that he was doing it wrong.

I doubt that Colonel Sanders has risen from the dead to steal bikes.  As far as Ashton Kutcher goes, I don't even think he knows how to ride one. Residents in a condominium complex in California believe two thieves that resemble Sanders and Kutcher are stealing bikes.

How does that saying go?  Where there is smoke there is stabbing? A fight over cigarettes at an assisted living facility ended with one person being stabbed to death. Damn!  Was Chris Monroe involved?  I did not think anyone loved cigarettes more than he does.

A "bunny" was apparently tormenting a small Idaho town. This wasn't just any bunny, this was a funny bunny. Funny if  you think a man wearing a bunny suit is funny and I do!

Love thy neighbor, stab thy neighbor? A Texas woman is recovering after her neighbor stabbed her repeatedly after she turned down his sexual advances. Dick!

What a dope! A California kid is recovering from a gun shot wound after she was accidentally shot by her mother. The mother claims she thought the gun was a lighter.

I never believe it when parents say that they do not have a favorite child.  They claim to love all their kids the same.  Blah, blah, blah. Maybe that is the case for some parents, but not the case for this grandfather. A grandpa in Florida wanted to know who his wife's favorite granddaughter was so bad that he put a gun to her head to find out!

Apparently this guy went to the pub the night before, parked his car and when he left the bar his car was impounded. The video starts out with three guys in a car explaining the situation, the guy that got his car impounded said that since he had to walk 15-20 miles home, he was going to "inconvenience" the impound lot for his inconvenience of walking home by paying the $88 impound fee i

No joke on this one!  And of course she is from Florida.  Apparently Gloria Esther Perez got into a fight with another women and the police were called.  Upon breaking up the fight, the cops found 25 different prescription drugs and around 350 pills in her purse. That is a bit much for a night out however it doesn't end there!