Man Accused Of Soliciting Farmers For Sex With Animals

Feel free to barf by the headline alone.

A New Jersey man is accused of threatening and damaging property of farmers who would not allow him to have sex with their animals. Did Richard Decker, 31, really think they were going to say yes? WTF?

Reports indicate Decker started sending messages to farms and horse stables a year ago. This clown was asking if he could have sex with cows and horses - again, feel free to barf. Decker did not take no for an answer very well and allegedly threatened a farmers wife, and placed metal spikes in driveways.

Decker was arrested earlier this month, and will stay behind bars until his trial next month. Authorities did search his home and found a gun, arrows with explosives attached and metal spikes.

So much for eating lunch now, I have completely lost my appetite.