Ohio Man + Sex = Corpse

I've never claimed to be the best in the bedroom but I at least know if the bitch is alive!!!

How dumb do you have to be to not know that she is dead before you start banging her!

The newspaper reports Sanden told police he was having sex with the 48-year-old woman whom he had known for a few months when he realized she wasn't breathing. He told police he administered CPR and called an ambulance.

The cops aren't playing around either!

Richard Elwood Sanden, 55, of Geneva, Ohio, was being held on $500,000 bond Wednesday in the Daviess County Jail in Washington, Ind., on charges including abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana.

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