Crime

Apparently blow up dolls are out and swim rafts are the new "it" girl!  A man was recently arrested for public indecency when his neighbor witnessed him having sex with a pink swim raft.  Where did he put his penis?  In the blow up part...

Surprisingly enough, this story is not about Chrissy Monroe!  A Pennsylvania man was busted after he allegedly tried to steal some ribs by shoving the meat down his pants.

Not even being related to the president can get you out of a DUI.  President Obama's uncle was arrested last Wednesday night for drunk driving.  It gets worse, there are rumors that he is in the United States illegally.

Truly a shi**y situation.  An Ohio man broke into the home of his ex-wife, threw some of her ID cards into the toilet and crapped all over them.  The woman found him sitting right on her toilet.

A Nebraska woman is accused of allegedly giving her 12 year old daughter mushrooms.  I am talking magic mushrooms.  The so called mother apparently grew the hallucinogenic mushrooms with her husband and they claim their daughter wanted to try them.

What is the line in wedding vows?  Until death do us part?  How about until jail do us part? A Pennsylvania couple spent some time in the slammer after allegedly attempting to steal $1000 worth of food for their wedding reception.  Sounds like it would of been one hell of a party if they did not get caught!

This is beyond weird.  Police in Ohio are on the look out for a man and an expensive sex toy.  According to police, this was no accident.  The man purposely drove a stolen semi truck into the adult store to steal this particular sex toy.

Mr. Rogers wouldn't even want this guy for a neighbor!  A Florida man is terrorizing his neighbors so severely that some are seeking restraining orders. This clown has chased people with chainsaws and once slapped a man in a wheelchair with a fish!  Oh yeah, he has a drinking problem too.

So much for our theory of  "A Family That Drinks Together Stays Together". A Nebraska man is recovering after a late night family party ended with a full beer can being thrown at his head.  The 43 year old needed four staples to close the wound.

I love to play jokes on people at work.  I have been known to "email bomb" people, which is jumping on a co-workers computer and sending emails to other people in the building.  I have also played jokes with packzi's, paged fake intercom announcements, the list goes on and on. However, I have never tried to poison anyone I work with (except Chris Monroe).  A Virginia woman is in big trou

There are just some plain dumb people in the world -- Keyona Davis, 23 -- was babysitting an 8-month-old child when she thought it was a good idea to put the baby, sitting in a stroller, in the back of a moving pick-up truck on August 17th, according to the Smoking Gun. After numerous 911 calls, the vehicle was pulled over and Davis was arrested. Find out more after the jump.

I know that people get excited over saving money, but this is ri-dick-ulous!  A Louisiana man was recently arrested for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his junk exposed. This clown had no shame in telling officers that being at a Walmart get's him excited.